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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 13:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Trump is forcing this dirty, costly coal plant to stay open - The Washington Post

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

2025 NBA mock draft 1.0, with trades and my first prediction of what the Sixers will do at No. 3 overall - PhillyVoice

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Then came..

Kristin Davis Set The Record Straight On Whether She Dated Chris Noth - BuzzFeed

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

James Hagens’ Islanders homecoming is no longer just a pipe dream - New York Post

No go.

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it possible for sociopaths to feel genuine remorse for their actions or thoughts towards others, even if they are skilled at hiding it from others?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

What would you change in Rings of Power?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track