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10.06.2025 13:30

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Trump is forcing this dirty, costly coal plant to stay open - The Washington Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
—
So they tried
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Then came..
Kristin Davis Set The Record Straight On Whether She Dated Chris Noth - BuzzFeed
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
James Hagens’ Islanders homecoming is no longer just a pipe dream - New York Post
No go.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
What would you change in Rings of Power?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track